When 26% = ZERO Power

There are so many reasons to bitch about apple products.

SO. FUCKING. MANY.

But the one on my mind today is how fucking annoying it is when you look at your iphone in the morning and it says you have over twenty percent battery charge but in the LONG MOMENTS (like twenty seconds) your phone is grappling with the apparently EXHAUSTING task of being taken out of airplane mode … IT JUST FUCKING SHUTS DOWN. Like … iPhone has NO JUICE left after that.

You had a few seconds, and you demanded entirely too much of it in that time doing absolutely nothing, and it is DONE.

Power OFF.

NOTHING LEFT.

Charge of a full ONE-FOURTH CAPACITY completely depleted just by your touch and gaze alone.

Dark Thoughts

Being around family so much these past months has evoked some Very Dark Thoughts.

Bitch, indeed.

I don't even know if I should or can share them.

Learned Your Lesson, B?

When your mom bitches you out any time you try to help her and finally winds up falling backwards off her front steps onto her sidewalk and breaks her fucking back ... well, B ... see why we tried to be at your elbow before? See why we tell you to take your hands out your fuckimg pockets? See why we try to take stuff you're carrying out your hands? JFC. 

Luckily she didn't crack her damn head open and it's only a compression fracture.