I'm *really* excited about the dog barking in our neighborhood. At THREE O'CLOCK IN THE MOTHERFUCKING MORNING.
Oh ... nice. It just stopped AFTER, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES or whatever as soon as I typed that. I guess five minutes isn't a really long time. UNLESS YOU WERE FUCKING SLEEPING.
I wasn't. So it just gave me something great to exuberantly bitch about!
I've got a lot of bitch drafts in the hopper, just waiting for the right time to post them.
One of these days ...