Tuesday, September 21, 2004

HAIR IN MY FACE

I fucking hate hair in my face. I hate bending over to pick shit up enough without the added irritation of hair tickling my face. I want to scratch my face off when that happens. I hate trying to do the dishes enough without having my hair get into my face; with my hands all soapy and wet and full of dishes I can never get the hair out of my face fast enough to avoid pinpricks of torturous tickling hairs in my nostrils, eyes . . . wherever.

Why don't I put the shit in a ponytail? Because it makes dents in my hair and I don't want to have to wash them out. Haven't you heard . . . models only wash their hair once a week!!! NOT that I'm a model . . . I'm just a webwhore.

Someday I'm going to cut all of the shit off, shave it to cueball. But since I run amateur indie pornsites featuring myself, it's not good for branding to change my look.

3 comments:

sevextra said...

I hate this blog. Not as much as I hate my blog though.

Trixie Fontaine said...

I hate this blog too. Which is why I made it distinct from my other blogs. I'll have to check out your blog to see if it's hateful and/or hateworthy ;).

connie_ticklegoddess said...

I love tickling. you should try it trixie :D.