I fucking hate those sounds the dog makes when she's licking herself, or smacking her lips. I know dogs don't have lips, but that's what it sounds like. I hate sending bad energy her way, but stop that licky noise!!!
Thank god for headphones and earplugs -- those licky noises drive me crazy. She loves to come in where I'm trying to work and concentrate, and groom herself . . . lick lick lick. Those wet jello-sliding-down-plastic-walls sounds are so irksome.