I fucking hate it when people in the Pacific Northwest say "y'all".
It is such fake-ass sounding bullshit. Unless you or your immediate kin that you grew up with are from parts of the country where that is a natural contraction, please stop trying to sound folksy. ESPECIALLY when you're actually being condescending.
Yes I just saw this on a stupid facebook post where someone asked a dumb fucking question and then when people politely explained the answer to her, she was like "it's not so clear, y'all". Here's the thing; if you really want to talk like that say it ain't so clear, y'all. But you're just trying to dumb down and gentle up what you really want to say, which is "my question has still been unanswered, and you don't even understand it, how complex it is."
Like ... just fucking be a straightforward bitch instead of tossing around this whole "I'm an unthreatening simpleton, y'all ... y'all gonna have to SPLAIN this timmee better."
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