Shitty-ass little sticky bottle with its impossible-to-unscrew top! How can I be "rescued" when I can't even open the bottle to get at the potion?
Not that this bullshit works anyway, but the placebo effect MIGHT if I could actually OPEN the cocksucking bottle!
I'm so ready to throw this little bottle across the room, stomp on it, and smash it into tiny alcohol-drenched bits.
