Fucking SUMMER people. With their loud outdoorsy PRIDE, and their loud outdoorsy PARTIES. Their smokey fires and their social bullshit.
I miss Washington state weather before global warming's extreme changes. When it would still be cool and probably even RAINING the first week of June.
Instead we have these fuckers stoking fires, making the air unbreathable the day before a heat dome is projected to be dropped on us with suffocating heat. When we SHOULD be preparing by getting our homes as cool as possible, and sleeping as peacefully as we can before the unsleepable heat.
I wish I had magical powers to rain copious amounts of divinely-just diarrhea down onto their fucking fires. Enough to extinguish the flames and fully spatter their always open yak yak yaking numb fucking mouths.
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