From one of my fave tweeters, Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy
*****preventing ppl from sitting next to me at a stadium event by emanating HORRIBLE vibes
— Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) May 10, 2023
Screamed out the window at construction crew next door and their shit radio and their pack of HALF A DOZEN RELENTLESSLY BARKING DOGS today.
Those dogs were LOVING it.
The crew was positively STUMPED -- frozen, looking around -- by the shrieks of a burning angel seeming to come from behind a canopy of spring-leafing wild cherry trees.
*****
Sometimes it works. Probably because sometimes people truly are clueless about how terribly loud they are, and not actually intentionally inconsiderate.
*****
I don't expect the other neighbors impacted to thank me, but I sort of fantasize that somehow they do.
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