Monday, October 02, 2023

Bad Lay Bitch Boys Guarantee

If you are someone who pays to go to shows where music is performed and you spend the whole time talking and complaining and gossipping and bonding with your bros, effectively ruining the evenings of those around you who have paid to experience MUSIC, here are two things I know about you:

1. You do not know how to play a musical instrument

and

2. You are a BAD LAY -- absolutely lousy at fucking

Doubly true if one of your complaints is how people dancing to the music are "hard to look at".

Though I have to agree, as a bitch, that people attending concerts wearing matching ten gallon hats ARE rather "hard to look at". Or at least very inconsiderate.  Though not as much as talking loudly throughout a performance that is primarily auditory in nature.

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