How do you know someone is a bitch? One tip-off is if they hate FUN: the sound of it, stupid fucking questions about what we do for it, and just the word itself.
The only thing people hate worse than a bitch who hates fun is someone who hates Christmas. They have a name for that, too: GRINCH.
I am a summer grinch who hates the sound of neighbors’ barbecued laughter coming in through the open windows. To me, "fun" is the litter and auditory spraypaint of inconsiderate loud-mouth social vandals.
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